[ thanks you really could've blasted the mods with double dicks
anyway, the permanent sickliness is worrisome, but at least he's getting around better since you can no longer keep him from his crutch. also stop talking about poop i'm at my fcking limit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
It's all right! I was just considering another shower.
[ as one does when they are a fish ]
But I believe the ship is rationing water, so perhaps not...
Hm. How troublesome! But I should be mindful of our resources.
[ while he isn't like, thrilled, this isn't a life-threatening problem. ]
I will be fine with the occasional bath... it is more a matter of comfort than survival. [ sometimes you just like access to both dry land and clean water. #amphibianlyfe ] Oh—but your concern is appreciated!
[ asks for one of those giant sensory deprivation tanks
viktor undoubtedly has it worse—all this technology, and they can't even help much with his... everything? sidon has very little to complain about, and so he doesn't. ]
You are kind, to be so worried after me! [ he's touched... ] That's usually my job!
[NO? GIVE HIM SOME SENSORY FOR ENRICHMENT, HELLO? Francy, Spoon, and I would kill you dead.
Also STOP. Please complain!! Please don't draw attention to how pathetic he is ever.]
Heh. Well, the ones who do all of the worrying for others often get overlooked themselves, so. If we could... find some tools, or a lab, I could try to make you some sort of... I don't know, moisturizer that would hydrate you.
[Hmmmmmmmmmm. ACTUALLY...... Sizing Sidon up. The dude is so fucking big. That's a lot of lotion.]
[ has francy even played this game. i hate it here. why are you trying to make fish lube a reality. ]
Oh—I've never considered... moisturizer? [ HE IS USUALLY PRETTY MOIST, I GUESS? zora beauty treatments are about to take off in a big way. he looks curious, canting his head. ] That's something you could create?
[She hasn't, but now I'm going to force her to help me create fish lube just for our husband.]
Well, some kind of lubricant which won't dissipate easily. [Makes actual lube happen IC by using the word because he's a scientist.] I'm... not a chemist, but I do invent things.
I'll look through the profiles. Perhaps someone else with the right skills can help me.
[ if you're not tutorial i'll kill you myself. i hate this pc so much. ]
You'd go through so much trouble—! [ unfortunately, sidon thinks this is deeply charming, as shown by the big grin that spreads across his face. ] Perhaps it would be easier to find a body of water to sleep in... Ah, though don't concern yourself with that too?
[ he's just looking very pleased. warm fish feelings... ]
[ VIKTOR IS A GOOD BEAN i love you so much viktor even if you (anna) only bring me pain ]
Correct! I am Prince Sidon, of the Zora. [ he's just used to making a formal introduction, 'sidon' is fine. he leans in a little to take viktor's non-crutch hand and shake it with both his massive hands. they're cool to touch. ] I am not an inventor myself, but do not hesitate to ask me for any assistance! I can tell you are the type to bring about great things, Viktor.
[i hope you are suffering having to be very nice to me in tags :')]
Oh--Prince?
[WHAT THE HECK, PUT THAT ON A PROFILE?! These are important aspects of etiquette and social formalities, he can't just be running through blindly!]
Excuse me, Your Highness...
[He jostles in bewilderment as his hand is shaken with TWO hands that are about the side of his entire torso probably. Sidon could squeeze his head off like a grape.]
viktor your shrimp proportions!! he does not squeeze him to death, just enough to establish a Firm Handshake. ]
Oh, no need for that unless you prefer the formalities. [ he knows some people do, but everyone in hyrule is so full of disrespect that he'd never expect his title to carry over beyond zora's domain. ] We are all on equal, unknown ground here!
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anyway, the permanent sickliness is worrisome, but at least he's getting around better since you can no longer keep him from his crutch. also stop talking about poop i'm at my fcking limit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
It's all right! I was just considering another shower.
[ as one does when they are a fish ]
But I believe the ship is rationing water, so perhaps not...
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Anot... oh.
[RIGHT. This fish man. Water. Well, that's a conundrum. Viktor glances back at the bathroom.]
It does shut off fairly quickly, but the tank is probably only so big. There are a lot of us. Oddly. [Anyhow.] Are you alright... um, out of water?
[makes you once more think about the logistics of zora]
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Hm. How troublesome! But I should be mindful of our resources.
[ while he isn't like, thrilled, this isn't a life-threatening problem. ]
I will be fine with the occasional bath... it is more a matter of comfort than survival. [ sometimes you just like access to both dry land and clean water. #amphibianlyfe ] Oh—but your concern is appreciated!
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Viktor worries his lips together thoughtfully. They don't even have a tub for poor Sidon to soak in.]
It's nothing... I understand.
[Crutch wiggle. The lack of accessibility by people who never have to even think about those things.]
We'll have to make sure your, um... skin? doesn't dry out.
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viktor undoubtedly has it worse—all this technology, and they can't even help much with his... everything? sidon has very little to complain about, and so he doesn't. ]
You are kind, to be so worried after me! [ he's touched... ] That's usually my job!
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Also STOP. Please complain!! Please don't draw attention to how pathetic he is ever.]
Heh. Well, the ones who do all of the worrying for others often get overlooked themselves, so. If we could... find some tools, or a lab, I could try to make you some sort of... I don't know, moisturizer that would hydrate you.
[Hmmmmmmmmmm. ACTUALLY...... Sizing Sidon up. The dude is so fucking big. That's a lot of lotion.]
I'll... have to get a really big beaker.
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Oh—I've never considered... moisturizer? [ HE IS USUALLY PRETTY MOIST, I GUESS? zora beauty treatments are about to take off in a big way. he looks curious, canting his head. ] That's something you could create?
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Well, some kind of lubricant which won't dissipate easily. [Makes actual lube happen IC by using the word because he's a scientist.] I'm... not a chemist, but I do invent things.
I'll look through the profiles. Perhaps someone else with the right skills can help me.
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You'd go through so much trouble—! [ unfortunately, sidon thinks this is deeply charming, as shown by the big grin that spreads across his face. ] Perhaps it would be easier to find a body of water to sleep in... Ah, though don't concern yourself with that too?
[ he's just looking very pleased. warm fish feelings... ]
You have me at a loss!
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He shakes his head and waves his free hand dismissively.]
If this ship has a pool, I'd be surprised. It's not a problem... I like helping others.
What are inventions for if you can't help others with them?
[STOP DONT BE WARM FEELINGS]
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Just so. I am no craftsman, but any sort of ability should be put forth to helping others.
[ it's a good mentality to have. ]
You are... Viktor, was it?
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[NOOOO, both good men... put inside of a murdergame. This is hell.]
Yes. You are... Sidon?
[Hard to mistake the giant shark.]
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Correct! I am Prince Sidon, of the Zora. [ he's just used to making a formal introduction, 'sidon' is fine. he leans in a little to take viktor's non-crutch hand and shake it with both his massive hands. they're cool to touch. ] I am not an inventor myself, but do not hesitate to ask me for any assistance! I can tell you are the type to bring about great things, Viktor.
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Oh--Prince?
[WHAT THE HECK, PUT THAT ON A PROFILE?! These are important aspects of etiquette and social formalities, he can't just be running through blindly!]
Excuse me, Your Highness...
[He jostles in bewilderment as his hand is shaken with TWO hands that are about the side of his entire torso probably. Sidon could squeeze his head off like a grape.]
I'll be sure to keep you in mind, thank you.
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viktor your shrimp proportions!! he does not squeeze him to death, just enough to establish a Firm Handshake. ]
Oh, no need for that unless you prefer the formalities. [ he knows some people do, but everyone in hyrule is so full of disrespect that he'd never expect his title to carry over beyond zora's domain. ] We are all on equal, unknown ground here!