[She hasn't, but now I'm going to force her to help me create fish lube just for our husband.]
Well, some kind of lubricant which won't dissipate easily. [Makes actual lube happen IC by using the word because he's a scientist.] I'm... not a chemist, but I do invent things.
I'll look through the profiles. Perhaps someone else with the right skills can help me.
[ if you're not tutorial i'll kill you myself. i hate this pc so much. ]
You'd go through so much trouble—! [ unfortunately, sidon thinks this is deeply charming, as shown by the big grin that spreads across his face. ] Perhaps it would be easier to find a body of water to sleep in... Ah, though don't concern yourself with that too?
[ he's just looking very pleased. warm fish feelings... ]
[ VIKTOR IS A GOOD BEAN i love you so much viktor even if you (anna) only bring me pain ]
Correct! I am Prince Sidon, of the Zora. [ he's just used to making a formal introduction, 'sidon' is fine. he leans in a little to take viktor's non-crutch hand and shake it with both his massive hands. they're cool to touch. ] I am not an inventor myself, but do not hesitate to ask me for any assistance! I can tell you are the type to bring about great things, Viktor.
[i hope you are suffering having to be very nice to me in tags :')]
Oh--Prince?
[WHAT THE HECK, PUT THAT ON A PROFILE?! These are important aspects of etiquette and social formalities, he can't just be running through blindly!]
Excuse me, Your Highness...
[He jostles in bewilderment as his hand is shaken with TWO hands that are about the side of his entire torso probably. Sidon could squeeze his head off like a grape.]
viktor your shrimp proportions!! he does not squeeze him to death, just enough to establish a Firm Handshake. ]
Oh, no need for that unless you prefer the formalities. [ he knows some people do, but everyone in hyrule is so full of disrespect that he'd never expect his title to carry over beyond zora's domain. ] We are all on equal, unknown ground here!
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Well, some kind of lubricant which won't dissipate easily. [Makes actual lube happen IC by using the word because he's a scientist.] I'm... not a chemist, but I do invent things.
I'll look through the profiles. Perhaps someone else with the right skills can help me.
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You'd go through so much trouble—! [ unfortunately, sidon thinks this is deeply charming, as shown by the big grin that spreads across his face. ] Perhaps it would be easier to find a body of water to sleep in... Ah, though don't concern yourself with that too?
[ he's just looking very pleased. warm fish feelings... ]
You have me at a loss!
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He shakes his head and waves his free hand dismissively.]
If this ship has a pool, I'd be surprised. It's not a problem... I like helping others.
What are inventions for if you can't help others with them?
[STOP DONT BE WARM FEELINGS]
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Just so. I am no craftsman, but any sort of ability should be put forth to helping others.
[ it's a good mentality to have. ]
You are... Viktor, was it?
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[NOOOO, both good men... put inside of a murdergame. This is hell.]
Yes. You are... Sidon?
[Hard to mistake the giant shark.]
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Correct! I am Prince Sidon, of the Zora. [ he's just used to making a formal introduction, 'sidon' is fine. he leans in a little to take viktor's non-crutch hand and shake it with both his massive hands. they're cool to touch. ] I am not an inventor myself, but do not hesitate to ask me for any assistance! I can tell you are the type to bring about great things, Viktor.
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Oh--Prince?
[WHAT THE HECK, PUT THAT ON A PROFILE?! These are important aspects of etiquette and social formalities, he can't just be running through blindly!]
Excuse me, Your Highness...
[He jostles in bewilderment as his hand is shaken with TWO hands that are about the side of his entire torso probably. Sidon could squeeze his head off like a grape.]
I'll be sure to keep you in mind, thank you.
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viktor your shrimp proportions!! he does not squeeze him to death, just enough to establish a Firm Handshake. ]
Oh, no need for that unless you prefer the formalities. [ he knows some people do, but everyone in hyrule is so full of disrespect that he'd never expect his title to carry over beyond zora's domain. ] We are all on equal, unknown ground here!