lucien catchall

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[tombtaker]

[ YEAH THIS IS TERRIBLE HE REALLY DOES LIKE A JUMP IN THE AIR. but he has talked to a few of yall by now so he ... might get the deal by now. god. ]

Ugh.

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[The pixelated creepy girl Owner fizzles out and when it comes back in, there is the brief glimpses of a familiar figure between the flickering and glitching.]

Don't "ugh" me.

[tombtaker]

[ of course he's somehow managed to INTENTIONALLY pick the body of the horrifying demon with boobs. ]

Why this one? Make literally any other choice.

[ whatever he is fucking pathetically jogging over to just. hug him. demon boobs and all. fuck it. ]

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[SHUT UP

He grabs a hold of Lucien around the shoulders and neck, hugging him tightly. Damn, why is he so much shorter than Lucien now...... Muttering:]

I didn't pick it. It's just how I showed up here.

[tombtaker]

[ its affection week is his excuse for tightening his grip in return, hard enough to hurt almost. it's hard to describe how much of a relief it is to touch without the terrible glitching and haunted feeling that it has in the seances. even if its not quite the same feeling - he isn't bony enough. ]

Change it.

[ don't just demand that. ]

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[Even though he will not admit it, he likes the spine crushing hug. Guess the boobs shove into Lucien since he doesn't usually have those in the way.]

"Change it"? What...? I ca... Change it to what exactly?

[The frustration makes him blitz out, into Owner, back into himself.]

[tombtaker]

[ there's got to be a moment where the difference between owner's perfect tits and viktor's practically concave chest just makes it so lucien stumbles a bit because of all the space. and then he readjust and pulls him in tighter, dropping his forehead to viktor's shoulder and still clinging. that's better. ]

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[He clings to Lucien until he starts glitching out again, and then he carefully tries to untangle himself.]

Hold on... Let me try.

[He takes a half step back and... bunches his face. Concentrates... He blips out, which might scare poor Lucien like always, but then he blips back in. He's... Well, he isn't himself. He's a bit different in avatar form. Except he's wearing the sluttiest thing.

He looks over his arms and clothes, feels his face... up higher, the horns.]

Why did I get all the gaudy jewelry?

[tombtaker]

[ fine, letting him pull back - there is a moment of disgruntled panic when he blips and then returns as well. a molly approximation, but honestly he just tilts his head and looks, frankly, amused.

reaching over to tug on one of his horns, pulling his head to the side. ]

Now you're stealing my look, you know.

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...? Should I try a different colo-- A-Ah!

Ow...

[His head goes way over because he is not used to horns and is unbalanced. He pushes at Lucien's hand.]

They're heavy... How do you carry these around all the time?

[tombtaker]

Oh, certainly, though I believe that mostly applies to people without some issues surrounding the doubling of their body and such ... ?

[ letting go.

but then reaching up with his other hand to tug the other horn instead. ]

Practice, mostly.

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Lucien.

[Why is he being bullied?! He makes a face, 🤏 close to wanting to headbutt with the new horns.

Instead, he shoves Lucien's hand away and throws his arms around Lucien again to hug him tightly, jingling the whole time. The horns are gonna get locked (no).]

Stop, or I'll force this thing to make me Owner again.

[tombtaker]

I'm only saying I like as yourself.

[ bullying (affectionate)

he is enjoying getting to touch him again even if it's basically pigtails pulling? he goes right back into the stupid hug when he gets it though, trying not to grin too much. it's just one day and also it is so glitchy, but. still.

it's kind of nice. ]

How'd you manage this?

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[He props his chin on Lucien's shoulder. His arms don't loosen, but one hand turns so he can fiddle with the ends of Lucien's hair.]

Ghosts in the machine.

[He stops momentarily and burrows his face in Lucien's neck.]

We've always been with you.

[tombtaker]

[ there was virtual paintball so he's got it up in a messy bun today. like, for errands (like trying to kill people with paint).

they really are going to get horn-locked like this but he does not care in this moment, curling his shoulder up to keep him there. ]

Too far, still.

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[Ruins this bun by playing with the sprigs of it that stick out.

He snorts quietly.]

Never satisfied. [Teasing.] We're there. Don't forget.

[tombtaker]

[ it's fine, he does not care if he ruins it, he'd much rather than that just sticking his arm straight through the middle of him.

but yeah, never satisfied. that is his entire personality problem in two words. ]

When do you have to go?

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[Begging him to learn satisfaction.]

I don't know... In a while probably? Sometime after the auction is over.

I'm assuming that is not long enough for you, though.

[tombtaker]

[ literally never.

he sort of snorts at that though, turning his head a bit.]

Would you like it if I said oh yes, plenty of time? More than enough for me?

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[He lifts his head slightly to give Lucien a look. He may be a pixelated Tiefling, but the look is hilarious very Viktor.]

That would never happen. Don't turn this on me just so you can hear me say no.

[tombtaker]

[ yeah, see, that's what he was looking for. the pixel-y tiefling thing is throwing him for a loop, but he knows a viktor expression when he sees it. making a very lucien expression back at him. ]

Then don't ask questions you know the answer to.

[ unfortunately, he will lean in to kiss him at that. ]

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[THE FACT THE KISS STARTLES HIM, he's so stupid. It makes him blitz out. Listen, it's been a while since being bullied by Lucien like this, so he is frozen with surprise.. Just owlishly looking at Lucien like a glitching moron.

Then he suddenly grabs Lucien's face and kisses him back.]

[tombtaker]

[ look he's not totally incorrect to be startled by this. it is objectively insane to start making out with a glitchy hologram but for all knows he might not see him again for a while and won't be missing the opportunity. it's probably a little crunchy all things considered.

he laughs when he's grabbed though, winding an arm around what is hopefully his waist and pulling him in, still grinning into the kiss. ]

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[The crunchy kisses...

It starts big and a little bossy, but then he pauses because he can feel Lucien grinning.]

Stop laughing, you. It's not funny.

[KISSES HIM BEFORE HE CAN BE A SMARTASS.]

[tombtaker]

[ IT'S FUNNIER NOW IS THE PROBLEM. he was considering being a smartass but i guess kissing can win out over that for the moment, he's pretty into this big and bossy thing, letting him take the lead. trying not to laugh!!!! trying not to laugh. ]