[ PHYSICALLY PAINFUL. Lucien just looks like he has a terrible migraine for a long moment. Did Viktor always do puns? Maybe he's made a horrible mistake here. reaching over to flick him on the nose for that. ]
It-- [ no he can't get over this pun. ] Did you really just say that?
[Damn, can't a twink give a silly little twink pun? He's actually kind of sassy and dumb when he isn't being crushed beneath the weight of bad self-esteem and guilt. Wow!
His nose scrunches up!!]
What? Is it not true, Master of Ice? You're "cool"? You know, ice and all. You just don't want to laugh because you know I'm right.
[ he does, despite himself, almost fucking smile at it and he hates himself for it. stupid. a really stupid pun. unfortunately he likes him when he's sassy and dumb, though, you know, don't get too goody two-shoes here. ]
That was when I was starting out, I've moved onto turning my blood into psychic energy now. So more of a mind-blowing situation.
[ he is ... laughing. it's a little unhinged sounding but that could just be how he laughs, hissing an oi at him as his pointy ear gets grabbed, still looking very pleased with himself. ]
I never said I couldn't keep up with wordplay, I simply don't respect it.
[NOT THE MADMAN LAUGHTER. He releases the ear, but only after pulling on it in retribution a few more time.]
Weren't you an actor? What do you mean, you don't respect it? Oh, sorry, I forgot: you were busy doing all of the villainous monologuing. No time for wordplay.
[The tail is occupied, the hands are occupied. Nothing else to do except bite Lucien right on the cheek. He is never this full of lunacy, Lucien is rubbing off on him. Maybe it's the Tiefling.]
Exactly, exactly. Wordplay is for heroes and comedic side-characters. The villain can have jokes, but they aren't puns.
[ its probably just the lucien aura, where everyone around him goes completely insane slowly over a long period of time. he fucking laughs at being bitten on the cheek, twitching his head away and then grabbing him by the stupid horn and tugging him into a real kiss again. the aggression is being redirected. ]
Well, I think villains should definitely have more--
[NEVERMIND. They should have more puns, whatever.
He misses when the kisses weren't crunchy, but he hums against Lucien's mouth anyway. The tail slips loose, and initially, it was supposed to loop around the back of one of Lucien's knees and the calf... but it gets caught instead raised and swishing happily behind him from side to side.]
[ villains should have more puns. viktor is correct on this one, but probably not the moment he wants to be winning an argument in.
lucien slides a hand down his waist to pull him in at the hip, moving to kiss him over the jaw instead, down the side of his neck. he tries very hard not to grin too hard at the tail going. ]
[He props his hips up without much hesitation, using his arms around Lucien's shoulders to keep balance.
His head ducks and his shoulders lift for a second or two shyly, ticklish, but then his head tips a little over to make room. The tail sticks straight up suddenly, much like how straight his back gets after a shiver. Very ! in physical form.]
[ he pauses - not so much stopping as slowing down - nipping him on the side of the neck lightly. it's not like he can leave marks, it's VR and biting probably just makes him glitch, but you know. stubborn. ]
Hm?
[ it's a question but also, he has an Idea of what he is doing here. ]
[The arms curl a bit. His head shifts like he really wants to duck it and lift a shoulder again, but he's resisting. Instead, he makes a little noise which is a cross between a pleased hum and a grunt, and he flickers.]
[ he tries to ignore the flickering, but it makes him curl his hand at his hip even tighter - claws pinpricking. possessive. where does he think he's flickering off to. kissing him again on the jaw, grinning at that. ]
Got to admit, a bit curious how this all works. If it all feels the same.
anyway I MEAN. he figured. it is not that much of a doxx. viktor had mentioned he'd only just started kissing when he got here, if he'd somehow just skipped over that step to the rest he'd be pretty surprised. nipping his earlobe, bringing his hand up to cup his other cheek. ]
It can be. [ moving to rest his forehead against viktor's, looking at him from up close. even if he's strangly blurry. ] Probably a bit strange.
[The ear nip makes him "Ah!" in surprise, but the hand keeps him from escaping.
He leans his head against Lucien's, looking back. The face is different, of course, but the eyes, even if kinda pixelated, are very Viktor. The look in them. He reaches up between them to brush the peak of Lucien's face, surveying the freckles. They're cute.]
Risks never seem to dissuade you from doing something dangerous.
[ he can be cute when he tries. there is some cuteness, buried in there. he just tries to pretend that is a different guy entirely sometimes. the look kind of makes him miss what actual viktor looks like, but he gets it, he's heard his little talks about new bodies and such. so if he's having fun in this one for a bit he gets it. ]
Dangerous? I don't know what you've heard but typically it isn't a life-threatening activity. Only sometimes.
[ reaching up to take the hand that's touching his face, holding it still so he can kiss the back of the knuckles before pulling away, tugging him along. ]
[Oh. The gesture makes his face hot. He doesn't flicker out, but does the equivalent of fazing out like an old TV does when it gets static because the antenna is bad. The tail does a bzzzt straight up.
But he doesn't resist? He stumbles after Lucien, holding onto his hand, chiming pleasantly.]
[ he shouldn't encourage this, viktor seems like he might be nervous already. looking for somewhere with a lockable (unhackable) door, tail swishing like he's on a mission. when viktor stumbles over his words he looks back, shooting him a grin. ]
[He is not sure how Lucien can somehow relieve and rally him with nothing more than a stupid grin and three words, but it happens. Weird charisma flex, but okay.
He is still nervous about a lot of idiot things similar to what made him nervous before, but he is at least reassured in his confidence of... doing, so he tangles his fingers with Lucien's.]
There...?
[He points at a door that is kind of hidden by the alcove of a joining wall.]
[ he works that 11 cha with all that he's fuckin' got. lucien's problem isn't that he isn't charming when he wants to be, he just doesn't want to be a lot of the time. and always has a sort of ... conman vibe about him. at least in regards to sex its probably reassuring that he seems casually confident in what to do.
grinning at him again and pulling him by the hand into the room. I suppose I never know how to elegantly fade to black but rest assured he has no fear of being electrocuted and I would give viktor a 60/40 chance on survival. ]
NOT THE FACT I NOW HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR SOMEONE WILL TALK ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN NOW AND I HAVE TO SHAKILY SAY HE ISN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait does vr count for virginity????
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It-- [ no he can't get over this pun. ] Did you really just say that?
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His nose scrunches up!!]
What? Is it not true, Master of Ice? You're "cool"? You know, ice and all. You just don't want to laugh because you know I'm right.
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That was when I was starting out, I've moved onto turning my blood into psychic energy now. So more of a mind-blowing situation.
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WH-- Very quickly, he reaches up to yank on one of Lucien's ears. The tail wrapped around Lucien's is yanking on that, too.]
Now, you cannot even think to make fun of me after that! You're just as bad!
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I never said I couldn't keep up with wordplay, I simply don't respect it.
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Weren't you an actor? What do you mean, you don't respect it? Oh, sorry, I forgot: you were busy doing all of the villainous monologuing. No time for wordplay.
[The tail is occupied, the hands are occupied. Nothing else to do except bite Lucien right on the cheek. He is never this full of lunacy, Lucien is rubbing off on him. Maybe it's the Tiefling.]
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[ its probably just the lucien aura, where everyone around him goes completely insane slowly over a long period of time. he fucking laughs at being bitten on the cheek, twitching his head away and then grabbing him by the stupid horn and tugging him into a real kiss again. the aggression is being redirected. ]
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[NEVERMIND. They should have more puns, whatever.
He misses when the kisses weren't crunchy, but he hums against Lucien's mouth anyway. The tail slips loose, and initially, it was supposed to loop around the back of one of Lucien's knees and the calf... but it gets caught instead raised and swishing happily behind him from side to side.]
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lucien slides a hand down his waist to pull him in at the hip, moving to kiss him over the jaw instead, down the side of his neck. he tries very hard not to grin too hard at the tail going. ]
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His head ducks and his shoulders lift for a second or two shyly, ticklish, but then his head tips a little over to make room. The tail sticks straight up suddenly, much like how straight his back gets after a shiver. Very ! in physical form.]
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Hm?
[ it's a question but also, he has an Idea of what he is doing here. ]
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That's tickles.
[The tail is swishing again, but very languidly.]
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Got to admit, a bit curious how this all works. If it all feels the same.
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What does he know? He has never done this before. Lucien's yandere behavior is now the standard.]
I really only know what some of it feels like anyway...
[Not the virgin doxxing. He bumps his face against Lucien's, jingling.]
Like dancing with a live wire probably...
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anyway I MEAN. he figured. it is not that much of a doxx. viktor had mentioned he'd only just started kissing when he got here, if he'd somehow just skipped over that step to the rest he'd be pretty surprised. nipping his earlobe, bringing his hand up to cup his other cheek. ]
It can be. [ moving to rest his forehead against viktor's, looking at him from up close. even if he's strangly blurry. ] Probably a bit strange.
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He leans his head against Lucien's, looking back. The face is different, of course, but the eyes, even if kinda pixelated, are very Viktor. The look in them. He reaches up between them to brush the peak of Lucien's face, surveying the freckles. They're cute.]
Risks never seem to dissuade you from doing something dangerous.
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Dangerous? I don't know what you've heard but typically it isn't a life-threatening activity. Only sometimes.
[ reaching up to take the hand that's touching his face, holding it still so he can kiss the back of the knuckles before pulling away, tugging him along. ]
Come on, I'm sure we can find somewhere private.
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[Oh. The gesture makes his face hot. He doesn't flicker out, but does the equivalent of fazing out like an old TV does when it gets static because the antenna is bad. The tail does a bzzzt straight up.
But he doesn't resist? He stumbles after Lucien, holding onto his hand, chiming pleasantly.]
Oh-- You're--? Um--
[brrrrrr]
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[ he shouldn't encourage this, viktor seems like he might be nervous already. looking for somewhere with a lockable (unhackable) door, tail swishing like he's on a mission. when viktor stumbles over his words he looks back, shooting him a grin. ]
You'll be fine.
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He is still nervous about a lot of idiot things similar to what made him nervous before, but he is at least reassured in his confidence of... doing, so he tangles his fingers with Lucien's.]
There...?
[He points at a door that is kind of hidden by the alcove of a joining wall.]
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grinning at him again and pulling him by the hand into the room. I suppose I never know how to elegantly fade to black but rest assured he has no fear of being electrocuted and I would give viktor a 60/40 chance on survival. ]
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NOT THE FACT I NOW HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR SOMEONE WILL TALK ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN NOW AND I HAVE TO SHAKILY SAY HE ISN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait does vr count for virginity????
HELP ME!!!!]