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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCKING HELP he wouldn't last 20 minutes

Listen though, it's like a picnic! Except for the fact that they don't have a blanket, and that sometimes fleshy bits are hanging from the trees around them, and they'll start hearing whispers if they stay in one place for too long. That's all fine, it's fine.

He stretches a little like a lazy cat.]


It really kept happening... [WHY.] I don't want to go back there. I hope Monsieur Sidon will choose a different place to have meetings in the future.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-07 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP. Dahut also just valiantly ignores the flesh and the whispers. It's fine. So many places here are fleshy and he has been here for so fucking long he hardly even registers it.]

Oh, no, that's fine! If he brings it up again, I'll just mention it. [Or he won't because it's funnier to keep getting locked in the applebees.] I guess it's better than a lot of the other places, anyway... A cafe meeting might be nice, though! Or even one here! At least we can pretend we're outside, instead of still being stuck in the same belly we've been stuck in for over a month.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-07 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP NO NOT RETURNING TO HIS SHRIVELED BODY AFTER BECOMING A CHANGED MAN IN THE HELLY BELLY this is so sad.]

Oh, I wouldn't mind that! And you can show off your hard work with learning how to float and kick!

[He won't let Viktor drown on his watch, probably!]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-07 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOT SAD MAN ONCE AGAIN!!!! HE WILL FIND VIKTOR AND KEEP FEEDING HIM SOUP!!!!! GET BETTER IDIOD.

He reaches over to gently patpat whatever part of him is closest and not rusty, though, laughing.]


Oh, you know Monsieur Sidon! If he were to laugh at all, it'd be good-natured, and he'd help you out right away. He'd give you even better pointers than me!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO MORE SOUP HE'S IN THE CORPOREAL WORLD NOW.]

You'll get there someday! Strength training in the water is much easier than on land, since there's no gravitational resistant weighing you down.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU DON'T WANNA BE HERE EITHER RIGHT NOW HONESTLY]

Not bad, right? If you worked your muscles a little more in the water without having to worry about strain and pain, you could probably build it up to the point where working out on land doesn't hurt as much, too.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-11 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[AAAAAAA BEATS VIKTOR UP BEATS HIM UP WITH MY LITTLE RAT PAWS.]

Mm, of course! I didn't get to show you all that much just yet, but it's fine - we can just use the pools and learn a little more bit by bit!

[Leisurely, because they still have like three weeks left in their tour, right! Right!!!!]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-11 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[HIS TRAITOROUS ASS WILL DEFINITELY STILL BE HERE FOR THAAAAAAAAT.]

Yay! Oh, but never swim after you eat, okay? It'll weigh your tummy down like a rock and you'll sink right to the bottom!

[THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS.]