artificialsweetener: (if you ask in that soft voice)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO MORE SOUP HE'S IN THE CORPOREAL WORLD NOW.]

You'll get there someday! Strength training in the water is much easier than on land, since there's no gravitational resistant weighing you down.
artificialsweetener: (there was a girl)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU DON'T WANNA BE HERE EITHER RIGHT NOW HONESTLY]

Not bad, right? If you worked your muscles a little more in the water without having to worry about strain and pain, you could probably build it up to the point where working out on land doesn't hurt as much, too.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-11 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[AAAAAAA BEATS VIKTOR UP BEATS HIM UP WITH MY LITTLE RAT PAWS.]

Mm, of course! I didn't get to show you all that much just yet, but it's fine - we can just use the pools and learn a little more bit by bit!

[Leisurely, because they still have like three weeks left in their tour, right! Right!!!!]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-11 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[HIS TRAITOROUS ASS WILL DEFINITELY STILL BE HERE FOR THAAAAAAAAT.]

Yay! Oh, but never swim after you eat, okay? It'll weigh your tummy down like a rock and you'll sink right to the bottom!

[THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS.]