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Vik "Da Vikky" tor ([personal profile] satisficing) wrote2022-02-24 10:08 pm
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[personal profile] polliwog 2024-04-02 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ANNA YOUR GOTH!!!! it's halloween week in our hearts

viktor is not selling this drink very well, but then again, neither did he. he takes a swig of this one, fins standing up on end for a second at how... bracingly bitter it is. ohhhh cheap, strong booze is so not good. ]


Awful choice, Viktor!

[ he's joking. don't sound so happy. ]

Do you think the others are any better?
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[personal profile] polliwog 2024-04-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ despite how terrible these first two drinks are, he does not seem deterred at all. he pushes away these beakers, only to pick up a new flask of something unnaturally orange with no hesitation. ]

You have a spirit of adventure, Viktor! You're right—it's the only way we'll know for sure!

[ this on top of applebees is going to be a nightmare ]

Cheers—to our joyous time in this... Helly Belly!
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[personal profile] polliwog 2024-04-03 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ AHHHHH PLEASE GO TO A WORLD WITH HEALING!!! ]

You definitely do! Even if you have everyone believing you're bashful.

[ though, he is bashful. but sidon has seen enough of him to know he is hiding a bold, lunatic heart.

he clinks against the little flask before taking another gulp. down the hatch. this one is... almost in protest to the previous drinks, much, much too sweet. artificial in a way that would kill a medieval peasant, and overwhelming for him. he scrunches up his entire face. ]


Oh. These only get worse.
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[personal profile] polliwog 2024-04-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop trying to fool me you idiot, i've seen through you since w1

oh no, he's so white. this pasty sweet-milk drinking ass. ]


Viktor! Are you all right!?

[ pats his back where there isn't any rust... one of the rat bartenders sees this and shakes its head, preparing a glass of water for him. ]