get out of my head charles catchall

[satisficing]

(yaywon voice)

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[riverbeans]

[shrugs]

Hey, how did you want me to say it?

[satisficing]

Please be more concerned that someone here with us could be an assassin. Or worse.

[riverbeans]

Well, how do you feel about demons?

[satisficing]

[He blinks in bewilderment.]

...Demons? I'm... not sure. I've never met a demon.

[riverbeans]

[a pause]

Okay, then we can put that as "not worse than assassins" for you.

Anyway, if you're concerned about your roommate's skillset, that's probably something you'll want to clear the air about with her.

[satisficing]

Now hold on one moment.

[DON'T LUMP HIS DEMONS NOT WORSE THAN ASSASSINS.]

Demons could, theoretically, be worse than assassins. Demons could also, theoretically, be assassins.

When I find her in the room, I'll see what she says. She did not see so bad in the chamber room. The skils are... just... concerning.

[riverbeans]

... Guess you'll find out, then!

[have fun, viktor!]

Well, you're right in that if I had to place my bets on who'd win a fight between the two of you, I'd pick her hands down. No offence.

[satisficing]

[What the FCK does that mean?! ALSO, HELLO? HE'S A LEAGUE CHAMPION (not yet he isn't)

He opens his mouth to be OFFENDED, but then he's not sure he can be offended when he is gestures at his everything.]

Good thing there is no gambling for my sake.

[riverbeans]

Hehe, got it. But really, I expect it'll be fine. Unless you're embarrassed about sharing a room with a woman, anyway.

[satisficing]

[???????]

What's there to be embarrassed about? I can give her privacy if she needs it.

[riverbeans]

Some men would get flustered, but not you, apparently! Good for you, my friend.

[satisficing]

I... don't see what there is to be flustered about. It isn't like she is getting undressed in front of me.

[WOULD HE EVEN LOOK UP FROM WHATEVER HE WAS DOING IF THIS HAPPENED? Who can say.]

[riverbeans]

I feel like I'm learning a lot about you, Viktor.

[help... this man...]

But in that case, I really doubt you'll have problems. Well, maybe. One of you could be messy and the other a neat freak.

[satisficing]

Are you...?

[SKEPTICAL. He is being teased. Why.]

.......Are assassins messy?

[You can tell which one is the neat freak.]

[riverbeans]

[viktor...]

Uh... I don't think there's any correlation between that and being an assassin.

[satisficing]

You sure seem to know a lot about demons and assassins. Should I be worried?

[riverbeans]

Oh, I know almost nothing about demons.

[satisficing]

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But then why did you...

[riverbeans]

[r u ok viktor]

I'm just not not saying there might be one or two here.

[satisficing]

[There is a pause.]

Are there one or two here who seem like they may be demons to you?

[Charles are you................... fantasy racist?]

[riverbeans]

Well, not exactly. They just told me outright.

[he sounds very chill about this too so no.]

[satisficing]

[HELLO, DON'T JUST SAY THIS? Charles is making his soul ascend.]

I--they told you? Who?

[WHO IS A DEMON?]

[riverbeans]

Uh... give me a moment.

[starts texting]

[satisficing]

[He startles ever so slightly and raises a hand.]

Oh, no-- That's okay. You... don't have to say if it's... It was just... [THIS CONVERSATION IS KILLING HIM.] You made it seem as if demons are dangerous, and then you tell me... you've... heard there are demons onboard with us.

[riverbeans]

[looks up from his message]

Nah, he said it wasn't a secret, but I wanted to double-check with him anyway. It's Owner, and he says that if you have questions, you can go to him.