[ this is making him laugh more, shoulders starting to move with it. ]
I saw an image of a screen with a letter written in your own hand. You threatened your rat family and said you wouldn't be paying child support, because you have a new life now. I suppose this makes me the other woman.
[ things were so serious ... but this is cracking him up ......... ]
HE SITS STRAIGHT UP, INDIGNANT.] What?! [A LETTER PENNED IN HIS OWN HAND?!]
I never wrote such a letter! The only letter I've written sent to them is a single one claiming them as insurance dependents like they requested! It was even signed "Viktor Tavelle" because they kept mentioning whatever a meme wedding is!
[He says this like "meemee" also. WAIT. He freezes, and then he smooshes Lucien's face into his chest so Lucien can't look up to see how red his face gets.]
Anyway, that is the only nonsense letter I have written any of them there, or in my time there. Would you stop laughing?
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I saw an image of a screen with a letter written in your own hand. You threatened your rat family and said you wouldn't be paying child support, because you have a new life now. I suppose this makes me the other woman.
[ things were so serious ... but this is cracking him up ......... ]
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HE SITS STRAIGHT UP, INDIGNANT.] What?! [A LETTER PENNED IN HIS OWN HAND?!]
I never wrote such a letter! The only letter I've written sent to them is a single one claiming them as insurance dependents like they requested! It was even signed "Viktor Tavelle" because they kept mentioning whatever a meme wedding is!
[He says this like "meemee" also. WAIT. He freezes, and then he smooshes Lucien's face into his chest so Lucien can't look up to see how red his face gets.]
Anyway, that is the only nonsense letter I have written any of them there, or in my time there. Would you stop laughing?
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You left your rat wife and then married me? No wonder you have relationship problems.
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[Not letting go of his head because he'll never get rid of the red in his face. Lucien can smother.]
I'm not going to commit infidelity.