WELL, HE HAS A BUNCH OF SCREWS IN HIS SPINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS CHIPPED. So he kind of hisses in pain and freezes in a startled arch, but turns around to look back. NOT DAHUT KNOCKING HIS HEAD ON THESE SCREWS.]
Now they are holding paws, though Dahut immediately looks SO SULKY though in the extremely hammy way of someone who obviously isn't actually bothered.]
You did! That's what you get for vanishing without even saying goodbye! You weren't there when I died in the brain or when a bunch of us died on Thursday! Monsieur Gregor panicked and decapitated me again! And also exploded!
[FUCKING HELP. He will allow this ruffling even if he leans back eventually to start fixing his hair.]
Well, the Thursday thing was just a Thursday thing, you know. Monsieur Owner and I just died a bit early because we went too deep into the brain. [THEIR BRAIN LOCATION THAT YOU MISSED!!!!!]
[Oh this is kind of soft... Instead of clutching the paw, he just sort of holds Viktor's hands between his, smiling in the way that makes his eyes crinkle.]
I'm very glad to be back! I really did miss you while you were gone, even if it wasn't for very long at all... I got so used to you being there.
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WELL, HE HAS A BUNCH OF SCREWS IN HIS SPINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS CHIPPED. So he kind of hisses in pain and freezes in a startled arch, but turns around to look back. NOT DAHUT KNOCKING HIS HEAD ON THESE SCREWS.]
Dahut, be careful, your head.
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[HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO OW WHEN HE BONKED INTO VIKTOR. He just grabs his head like he's in so much pain. He is not.]
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UNFORTUNATELY VIKTOR IS SWEET, so he sort of turns to worry over Dahut's head.]
Are you alright? I'm sorry.
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And then slips a bracelet over it and onto his wrist. It's got brown, gold and white beads and letter beads that spell out: BIG⭐BRAIN.]
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He pauses, WAY TOO TRUSTING TO JUST LET DAHUT PUT THIS BRACELET ON HIM, HE'S SO STUPID. He blinks at it. NOT THE BIG BRAIN.]
Big Brain...?
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No it's just a normalass friendship bracelet. He grabs Viktor's hand in his paws!]
You weren't there when we were all making each other bracelets, so I made one for you!
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Takes Dahut's paws in his own paws after he's inspected this silly little friendship bracelet.]
Thank you... I see I missed out on quite a bit of things with all of you.
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Now they are holding paws, though Dahut immediately looks SO SULKY though in the extremely hammy way of someone who obviously isn't actually bothered.]
You did! That's what you get for vanishing without even saying goodbye! You weren't there when I died in the brain or when a bunch of us died on Thursday! Monsieur Gregor panicked and decapitated me again! And also exploded!
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He uses his other hand to ruffle Dahut's hair because Dahut is being silly.]
Wh--Wait, hold on. Slow down. When you what? I don't understand why you all were dying so often. What in the world was going on?
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Well, the Thursday thing was just a Thursday thing, you know. Monsieur Owner and I just died a bit early because we went too deep into the brain. [THEIR BRAIN LOCATION THAT YOU MISSED!!!!!]
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You two... [As if him and Dahut weren't planning to fuck around the heart.] I'm glad you had someone with you to explore, though.
But--what about Gregor? You all were updating the HER-MES on Tuesday, right...?
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Mm, he's a really good person to explore with! [Because he just does whatever the fuck and truly doesn't give a shit, it's hilarious.
As for that, after a long pause:] We were having a party that night.
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I... sort of could tell, yes. But Gregor exploded...?
[yall were so drunk]
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Looking to the left and right.
Gesturing for Viktor to lean down.]
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[HATE IT HERE.
HE GUESSES HE WILL LEAN DOWN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE THINKS NOTHING OF IT.]
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We lied.
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GRABS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MUCH LIKE SCIEN DOES.]
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Not another one—!!
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It's fine. He releases his head.]
You all lied about my crystal, too! Sending one with a guinea pig here!
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I have no idea what was going on with that.
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Don't tell me a lie...
[Just trying to see what Dahut will say when accused....]
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I'm not lying! I really don't know what that was all about...!
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...I'm glad you're back, Dahut.
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I'm very glad to be back! I really did miss you while you were gone, even if it wasn't for very long at all... I got so used to you being there.
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